A page from the Surrey Guardian.
This nasty little piece of paper was wrapped around a brick and thrown through Matron’s window whilst Sharon was bringing in the afternoon tea, with cucumber sandwiches, soft boiled eggs and Battenberg cake. The paper-wrapped brick caught Sharon a glancing blow to the temple, but sweet girl; she didn’t drop the tea tray, and thankfully, the Spode China Tea Service remained undamaged. Sharon returned to her duties with hardly a murmur.
The above is an advertisement for Dulcie cards.
All names & addresses are purely fictional; any similarities between persons, living or dead are coincidental & the product of a deranged mind.