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A page from the Surrey Guardian.

This nasty little piece of paper was wrapped around a brick and thrown through Matron’s window whilst Sharon was bringing in the afternoon tea, with cucumber sandwiches, soft boiled eggs and Battenberg cake. The paper-wrapped brick caught Sharon a glancing blow to the temple, but sweet girl; she didn’t drop the tea tray, and thankfully, the Spode China Tea Service remained undamaged. Sharon returned to her duties with hardly a murmur.