Cuddles is a word that we know,
We’ve heard it a thousand times,
From our earliest childhood,
We’ve heard it in songs and in rhymes.
Cuddles is when your Mummy,
Cuddles you from behind,
Cuddles is best unexpected,
It’s Cuddlier then, you will find.
Cuddles can make you so happy
If you are terribly sad,
But Cuddles from perfect strangers,
Aren’t real Cuddles then; 'cause they’re bad.
Cuddles is a kind of protection,
When you’re having trouble at school,
Cuddles can make you feel better,
When your teacher calls you a fool.
Cuddles might help if your speling
And punctuation gets worses
But I ain't got no room to continue,
‘Cause my poems don’t have more than five verses.
The above is an advertisement for Dulcie cards.
All names & addresses are purely fictional; any similarities between persons, living or dead are coincidental & the product of a deranged mind.