Twilight Lawns plc

Alternate Thursday Evenings at 6:30 during June and July

The Reverend Hugh Halitosis
will once again be presenting
his interesting lecture:

“Surely God Must Be An Englishman”
and will be discussing
his well received Paper
delivered to
the Canterbury Ecclesiastical Reformation Assembly 2008:
“DNA testing proves that the Blessed Virgin Mary
probably originated somewhere in Hampshire”
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Those interested would no doubt like to attend an interesting lecture concerning
The Missing Years of Baby Jesus and the Immigrant Family.

This lecture will take place in The Lady Margaret Bullivant Library and Quiet Room on the Upper Floor of the Princess Margaret-Rose Memorial Wing. With colour slides.
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Mrs Eulalia Hawkins will be at the door in case there is any trouble from some of our more troublesome Born Again Christian friends

CARDIGANS
There are forty-three assorted lilac, pink and beige cardigans in the Lost Property Office near Nurse Smythe’s Dispensary.

Those residents wishing to claim such must make an orderly queue directly after breakfast on Friday morning. There will be the usual charge for those ladies retrieving lost property.

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Betty Smell
Tom Smeel

  Will the silly persons who keep writing nasty things about

 the Staff (and Friends) of Twilight Lawns and putting them on this notice board kindly desist.
IT ISN’T FUNNY AND IT NEVER HAS BEEN. Matron