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Twilight Lawns Motto

Un Intestin Heureux dans une Personne Heureuse

A Happy Bowel in a
Happy Person

Home Sweet Home

In an endeavour to make our dear Residents comfortable in their accommodation at Twilight Lawns, a few simple rules have been put together so that the individuals may feel relaxed and at home.
• Residents are reminded that rooms are to be kept clean and tidy at all times
• Beds are to be made by 7:30 in the morning so that one may enjoy breakfast, knowing that if there were a spot check one would not have privileges taken away from one.
• No more than two personal photographs are to be on display, as this gives an appearance of slovenliness. One photograph of one’s family; the choice is yours. One may also display a photograph of Matron; these may be purchased at the book kiosk or are available from Matron, by appointment. Signed copies at a nominal fee.
• No personal belongings, books, biscuit tins, combs, brushes etc are to be allowed to litter rooms.
• Persons of the opposite sex are not to be entertained in one’s room after dinnertime in the evening.
• Married couples are reminded that they must return to their own appropriate Wing at bed time. Gentlemen to the Lord Kitchener Wing; Ladies To their rooms in the Main Building.
• Ladies are again requested to wear hats at all times; to and from the lavatory and/or bathroom; to dinner, breakfast; tea and dinner, and of course, when out and about. As a small concession hats are not insisted on during supper and Medication Time.
  Nurse Smythe

Mr Tom Mould (Gardener) is reminded that the rule concerning "persons of the opposite sex not being allowed in bedrooms after dinnertime" applies to staff also. Please remember that Betty must not be allowed to remain in your bedroom all night, as it has been reported.
Sheep tend to benefit from fresh air!

    Nurse Smythe

Would the nasty person who has taken my best set of dentures please return them as soon as possible. I believe there is mutton for dinner tomorrow night and I have difficulty enough as it is.
Thank you,
Beryl Bovine-Pratt (Mrs)
Room 43,
Princess May of Teck Wing