Twilight Lawns plc


Twilight Lawns,

Residential Home for Distressed Gentlefolk,
whilst being under Royal Patronage of
H.R.H. Princess Alice of Schleswig-Philistine von Gotha und Hans-Knees-und-Bumsen-Daisy Und-So-Weiter,
 has at times suffered, not so much as other
Less Reputable Organisations,
in leaning towards semi impecuniosity,
in recognition of this, we are always open
to receive Gifts.
Preferably Monetary Gifts

Donations: Please make cheques payable to:
Mrs Hilda Plantagenet-Featheringstonehaugh (Matron)