Twilight Lawns plc

Christmas 2014

One has had a little peek, and if this is what is meant by "Post Modernist", one feels that one is just a trifle out of touch.

H. Plantagenet-Featheringstonehaugh

Who’s that comes knocking on my wee small door.

It’s Santa’s little helper, unlike those you’ve seen before.

A Gangsta Snowman here unfolds before your eyes.

But behind that door, I warn, an even greater surprise.

Christmas Gangsta 2

And then one opened the card.
How disgraceful. What could Miss Lettice Rogers-Allbody and Mrs Berengaria Smart-Glossop have been thinking about?

Merry Christmas

Mwah! Darlings

Christmas Gangstas Little Friend

Christmas Greetings

Best Wishes


All of Us


Twilight Lawns


Fondest Regards


Berengaria Smart-Glossop,
Quentin Smart-Glossop
Quentin’s Little Friend
(Mistress Christmas)

Mrs Berengaria Smart-Glossop, one thinks that in the New Year, a little conference in Matron's study is to be called for.

Just the three of us, Mrs Smart-Glossop. You, me and Miss Rogers-Allbody.

One thinks that a little sorting out is called for.

One has seldom been so disappointed.

"Post Modernist"!



Mrs H Plantagenet-Featheringstonehaugh

One thinks that an apology is called for. One will be instructing one's cousin, Mrs Maude Plantagenet-Featheringstonehaugh to take matters in hand and to rectify this atrocious insult to decency and good taste before the New Year, if possible.

Hilda Plantagenet-Featheringstonehaugh

(Presently in Vallauris, lying on a chaise longue in a darkened room with a cold compress pressed to one’s temples.)

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