Raj, our dear Assistant Gardener (his official title) but affectionately known to us all at Twilight Lawns as Raj the Gardener's Lad, wandered into Poetry Corner in search of one of his Black Orpington hens. When he found her, he stayed for a while, and under the persuasion of Mrs Eulalia Hawkins (she who will not take, “No” as an answer) made an effort, eschewing the use of pen and paper, to join in and produced this lovely little verse.
Mr Jack Lincoln Palmistry was enchanted, and pulling Raj to him in an avuncular manner, embraced him warmly and declared that Raj had “fulfilled all the requisites of meaningful verse” as set down in Mr Palmistry’s recently published. WRITING MEANINGFUL (BUT NOT TOO LENGTHY) POEMS FOR FRIENDS AND THE MARKETPLACE (soon be released in hard cover).
Wriggling out of his avuncular grasp, Raj went his way, carrying his Black Orpington under his arm, and sought seclusion in the potting shed with Tom Mould and Betty.
.The above is an advertisement for Dulcie cards.
All names & addresses are purely fictional; any similarities between persons, living or dead are coincidental & the product of a deranged mind.
Soon to be released in hard cover, the amazing treatise on writing meaningful verse in the Early Twenty-First Century.
(BUT NOT TOO LENGTHY)
POEMS FOR FRIENDS
Jack Lincoln Palmistry
available from Waterstones, W.H.Smith, Amazon.co.uk and all reputable purveyors, stockists and sources of good literature.
This lovely coffee table book will also be available, shortly, in the kiosk near the front door at Twilight Lawns.
Sister Mary Perpetua , Reverend Mother of the Little Sisters of Selective Charity, has kindly agreed to stock this also, and it will be available in the Devotional Section at the side aisle near
the Lady Chapel in the
The Little Sisters of Selective Charity,
Those of us who may find the technology of the Mobile Phone difficult to come to terms with would, perhaps, like to read Raj's lovely poem in a more familiar format. It is hereby reproduced in the column to the left, by kind permission of the Author,
Dis pome’s took me more dan a minit
Im not sure how to start it or end it
But dere’s no 1 more better to send it
Cos Im wicked wiv mobile fones, Innit.